Boise may not be the most harrowing place to live, but then sometimes the Legislature doesn’t like us, there’s the high housing costs, the lack of (legal) cannabis, and, undeniably the most sinister of all, the geese.
So if you’re new to town or haven’t quite figured out our city’s quirks, here’s what you need to know to survive.
Manage Your Expectations
Starting with some sage wisdom from Minerva Jayne: “In Boise, you cannot judge a book by its cover.” The unassuming person perusing the grocery store could be a millionaire business owner or struggling to pay this month’s rent — could have landed at the airport yesterday or have family ties here stretching back to the 19th Century.
Part of the reason is that Boise’s fashion bar is quite low, but moves in unexpected ways. You can anticipate that most functions will be casual, and if you like dressing up, you might be the odd one out (which is fine).
Maybe Keep the Gossip Private
From City Cast Boise executive producer Frankie Barnhill: Before gossiping, check your surroundings. Assume that everyone around you knows who you’re talking about, because they probably do.
Swap Out the CA Plates
Consider getting a vanity plate that won’t show your county (non-Ada folks aren’t always fans of the 1A), and certainly change your plates if they’re Californian. It’s unfortunate, but a safe bet.
Get a Dog!
Most people find Boiseans to be relatively friendly, and a dog is likely to help manifest that kindness. Our dog parks are top tier, you can find many dog-friendly patios in town, and they make a great wingman for striking up conversation.
